1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,770 Previously on Crazy Ex-Girlfriend... 2 00:00:02,803 --> 00:00:05,573 You're, like, really dramatic and weird. 3 00:00:05,606 --> 00:00:08,442 Did you see this résumé? Harvard, Yale, special skills. 4 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:10,511 Mandarin? What the hell is she doing here? 5 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:14,048 Why are you even in our lives? No one really knows you. 6 00:00:14,082 --> 00:00:16,417 REBECCA: I was in New York, I ran into Josh. 7 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,119 He made me feel warm inside, like glitter 8 00:00:18,152 --> 00:00:19,720 was exploding inside me. Then, I moved here. 9 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:21,455 I love him so much. 10 00:00:21,489 --> 00:00:23,191 I know, sweetie. 11 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:25,226 When we were kids, he made me feel so happy. 12 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:27,661 And if I could get back to that place, 13 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:29,330 my life would magically... 14 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,264 be okay. 15 00:00:30,298 --> 00:00:31,232 Josh? 16 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:35,803 (screams) The wedding is in two weeks! 17 00:00:35,836 --> 00:00:37,271 Of course my father's not coming to my wedding, 18 00:00:37,305 --> 00:00:38,439 and walking me down the aisle. Of course. 19 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:39,240 'Cause that's a normal thing 20 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:40,441 and normal things are not for me. 21 00:00:40,474 --> 00:00:42,143 Josh-- he's gonna walk out 22 00:00:42,176 --> 00:00:43,211 just like my dad did. 23 00:00:43,244 --> 00:00:44,778 And he's never gonna come back. 24 00:00:44,812 --> 00:00:46,647 Darryl and I need to see you in his office ASAP. 25 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:50,284 Dad? You're really here. 26 00:00:50,318 --> 00:00:52,253 Hi. 27 00:00:55,523 --> 00:00:56,524 (sighs) 28 00:01:28,689 --> 00:01:29,690 (sighs) 29 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:32,160 (knocking) 30 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:32,626 Mm? (door opens) 31 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:33,627 Hey, hey. 32 00:01:33,661 --> 00:01:34,862 Hi. Aah! 33 00:01:34,895 --> 00:01:37,131 It's all ready. You want to see it? 34 00:01:37,165 --> 00:01:38,132 Yeah! Okay. 35 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:40,634 (sighs) 36 00:01:40,668 --> 00:01:42,570 Hmm? 37 00:01:42,603 --> 00:01:43,837 (smacks lips) Oh... 38 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:45,173 Hmm? (gasps) 39 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:46,340 Huh? Look, look, look, look. 40 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:48,676 Oh, Paula, it's so pretty. 41 00:01:48,709 --> 00:01:50,644 (chuckles) I'm crafty. 42 00:01:50,678 --> 00:01:52,146 I can do stuff. 43 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:53,781 Wow. Okay, but you know what? 44 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:55,716 It-it's all just hot glued, 45 00:01:55,749 --> 00:01:57,618 and it can, like, fall apart at any second, 46 00:01:57,651 --> 00:02:00,288 so just don't-- don't-- (vocalizing) 47 00:02:00,321 --> 00:02:03,524 Okay. Let's just, just... 48 00:02:03,557 --> 00:02:05,593 (sighs) 49 00:02:05,626 --> 00:02:07,861 My God. 50 00:02:07,895 --> 00:02:09,530 I just can't believe this is happening. 51 00:02:10,798 --> 00:02:14,134 Paula, I'm marrying Josh Chan. 52 00:02:16,804 --> 00:02:18,806 (heavy metal music playing) 53 00:02:24,378 --> 00:02:26,380 * What a rush to be a bride 54 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:28,916 * What a rush to be a bride * 55 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:32,286 * I can't believe you snagged him * 56 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:34,788 * Now I'm his bride 57 00:02:34,822 --> 00:02:37,391 * Yes we really nabbed him 58 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:39,960 * Forever you will have him 59 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:42,196 * Standing right there 60 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:45,399 * By my side 61 00:02:45,433 --> 00:02:48,168 * What a rush to be a bride 62 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:52,673 * I've been picturing this day 63 00:02:52,706 --> 00:02:55,343 * Since I was a little girl 64 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:57,811 * I never thought it would all come true * 65 00:02:57,845 --> 00:03:00,214 * Now I'll be wearing my nana's pearls * 66 00:03:00,248 --> 00:03:02,916 * You're gonna look so angelic 67 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:04,452 * When I'm a bride 68 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:07,755 * Your vows are gonna quote the Bible * 69 00:03:07,788 --> 00:03:09,290 * I'll be such a pretty bride 70 00:03:11,259 --> 00:03:12,826 * What quote are you going with? * 71 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:15,363 * Love is patient, love is kind * 72 00:03:16,297 --> 00:03:17,998 * Why veer from a classic? 73 00:03:18,031 --> 00:03:20,401 * Oh the tears of joy I'll cry 74 00:03:21,669 --> 00:03:23,671 * Darkness darkness darkness 75 00:03:23,704 --> 00:03:26,607 * Will be avoided with a unity candle * 76 00:03:26,640 --> 00:03:28,909 * Sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice * 77 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:32,246 * Some flowers by cutting them and putting them in vases * 78 00:03:32,280 --> 00:03:34,448 * Evil evil evil 79 00:03:34,482 --> 00:03:37,251 * If you anagram the letters, it spells veil * 80 00:03:37,285 --> 00:03:38,286 Yay! 81 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:40,921 * What a rush to be a bride. 82 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,557 Oh, my God, look at this lace. 83 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:45,359 Look, it's so dainty and delicate. 84 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:46,760 Oh, the details. It's so pretty. 85 00:03:46,794 --> 00:03:48,396 I love the color. Oh, my God, it's so pretty. 86 00:03:48,429 --> 00:03:51,599 Look at the white... Why didn't you get the... 87 00:03:51,632 --> 00:03:52,766 (squeals) ...in a bow. 88 00:03:56,537 --> 00:03:57,905 (humming) 89 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:59,373 JOSH: Hey, Becks. 90 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:00,474 Hi! 91 00:04:00,508 --> 00:04:01,742 Um, it's three days 92 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,611 until our wedding. Can you believe it? 93 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,313 Oh, yes. So exciting. 94 00:04:05,346 --> 00:04:06,614 Then it will all be over with. 95 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:07,515 Hey! 96 00:04:07,548 --> 00:04:08,749 Oh. (laughs) I mean, like, 97 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:09,883 a wedding is great. 98 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:13,754 But I'm excited for our actual life together to start. 99 00:04:13,787 --> 00:04:15,323 Oh, that's sweet. 100 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,659 But weddings are also really important. 101 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:21,595 'Cause, you know, it's family and tradition, 102 00:04:21,629 --> 00:04:23,897 and they bring everyone together. 103 00:04:23,931 --> 00:04:25,966 (sighs) I'm so excited that my dad's coming. 104 00:04:25,999 --> 00:04:27,301 I'm so excited, Josh. 105 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:28,902 I mean, God, 106 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,471 when he walks me down the aisle... 107 00:04:32,406 --> 00:04:34,308 ...it might heal things between us. 108 00:04:34,342 --> 00:04:36,043 Yeah. 109 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:39,513 Oh. I'm glad you're so excited about him. 110 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:40,648 I mean, usually 111 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:42,082 you refer to him as the "garbage father," 112 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:43,851 or the "Westchester sperm machine." 113 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,920 Yes. Yes, you are right. 114 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:48,356 You know, we've had our problems, 115 00:04:48,389 --> 00:04:50,391 but that's in the past. 116 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:52,059 To be honest, as a kid, 117 00:04:52,092 --> 00:04:53,327 I was probably really difficult. 118 00:04:53,361 --> 00:04:56,330 I mean, I was... dramatic and weird. 119 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:57,064 I-- (scoffs) 120 00:04:57,097 --> 00:04:58,532 I'm kidding. I-- 121 00:04:58,566 --> 00:05:00,701 My life is practically perfect now. 122 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:03,003 You know, I'm just-- I'm a different person. 123 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,706 So, I really think this is the version of Rebecca Bunch 124 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:07,074 he's gonna stick around for. 125 00:05:07,107 --> 00:05:08,476 (phone chimes) Ooh! 126 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:09,477 Maybe that's him! Whoa. 127 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:11,745 (whoops, mumbles) 128 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:13,481 "Hey." Oh, he's typing. He's still typing. 129 00:05:13,514 --> 00:05:14,715 It's not just "hey," it's not just "hey." 130 00:05:14,748 --> 00:05:15,749 He's still typing. Bubbles, bubble, bubbles. 131 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:16,717 Okay, here we go. 132 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:19,620 "Love to see you today, but have work calls. 133 00:05:19,653 --> 00:05:22,756 So, no can do. See you at rehearsal dinner." 134 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:24,091 Okay? Oh... 135 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,526 I'm sorry, babe. 136 00:05:25,559 --> 00:05:26,560 What? 137 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:28,562 No, it's, it's fine. 138 00:05:28,596 --> 00:05:31,532 It's okay. Look, he texted me after 17 minutes. 139 00:05:31,565 --> 00:05:32,966 It's practically an instant. 140 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,368 And he's not going anywhere. 141 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:35,469 He's here for my wedding. 142 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:37,438 You know, he's not gonna abandon me. 143 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:39,707 Just like you're not gonna abandon me. 144 00:05:39,740 --> 00:05:41,675 Of course I'm not abandoning you. 145 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:43,977 Right. I'm sorry, that was a... 146 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,513 weird thing to say. 147 00:05:45,546 --> 00:05:46,647 No, I'm just-- I'm excited. 148 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,616 I'm ex-- I'm excited and happy 149 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:51,018 and content and excited. 150 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:54,121 Mmm. 151 00:05:54,154 --> 00:05:56,023 (sighs) (chuckles) 152 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:02,396 This is what happy feels like. 153 00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:08,368 MAN: You look so pretty in that veil. 154 00:06:11,138 --> 00:06:13,474 Oh, Robert. 155 00:06:15,843 --> 00:06:17,611 I'm sorry, what? 156 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:19,480 What? 157 00:06:19,513 --> 00:06:22,149 Uh, you just called me Robert. 158 00:06:22,182 --> 00:06:24,017 No, I didn't. 159 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:25,453 Yeah, you did. 160 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:27,921 (smacks lips) You know what? 161 00:06:27,955 --> 00:06:29,122 I'm sorry, I was thinking about work. 162 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:30,758 We have a-a new client named, 163 00:06:30,791 --> 00:06:32,092 um... 164 00:06:32,125 --> 00:06:33,627 Robert-- Julia Roberts. 165 00:06:33,661 --> 00:06:35,095 Yeah, she's a single mom 166 00:06:35,128 --> 00:06:36,464 investigating water contamination. 167 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:37,731 Oh, yeah, a real spitfire. 168 00:06:37,765 --> 00:06:39,500 Short skirts, nice smile, a real pretty woman. 169 00:06:39,533 --> 00:06:41,635 Anyway, sorry about that. (chuckles anxiously) 170 00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:43,671 (sighs) 171 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:49,910 (glass dinging) 172 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:50,911 DARRYL: Excuse me? 173 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,880 Excuse me, everyone. 174 00:06:52,913 --> 00:06:54,915 First of all, Josh, 175 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:56,450 I just want to thank you for including me 176 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:57,585 in your stag party. 177 00:06:57,618 --> 00:06:58,652 I am just so excited. 178 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:00,187 And as Rebecca's boss 179 00:07:00,220 --> 00:07:02,723 and mentor, and White Josh's main squeeze, 180 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,658 I feel like I'm the marshmallow 181 00:07:04,692 --> 00:07:07,027 that's holding together this Rice Krispie Treat. 182 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,797 So, to get this party started, 183 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:12,432 I had gifts made! 184 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:15,636 Now look at 'em. It's your couple name. 185 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:16,804 ReJoshecca... 186 00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,672 ChaBunch. (laughs) 187 00:07:18,706 --> 00:07:19,940 We started with something more complicated 188 00:07:19,973 --> 00:07:21,074 and whittled it down. 189 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,075 Okay, 190 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,577 everybody cicle 'em up. 191 00:07:25,579 --> 00:07:26,714 (Darryl whoops) 192 00:07:26,747 --> 00:07:27,715 BRAH: Yeah. 193 00:07:27,748 --> 00:07:30,718 There you go. All right. 194 00:07:30,751 --> 00:07:33,954 Best of luck to the very lucky couple. 195 00:07:33,987 --> 00:07:35,022 Yeah. Good luck. 196 00:07:35,856 --> 00:07:37,224 Cheers. 197 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:39,593 Sorry. Cheers. 198 00:07:42,863 --> 00:07:43,964 (exhales) 199 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:45,666 Hey, um... (clears throat) 200 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:49,002 Heard about your cool client. 201 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:50,838 Hmm? Uh, the single mom 202 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:52,740 investigating water contamination. 203 00:07:52,773 --> 00:07:55,242 Uh, spitfire, short skirts, 204 00:07:55,275 --> 00:07:56,977 great smile, real pretty woman. 205 00:07:57,010 --> 00:07:58,211 Rebecca was talking about her. 206 00:07:58,245 --> 00:08:01,582 What? That's the plot to Erin Brockovich. 207 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:03,183 Oh. Yeah. 208 00:08:03,216 --> 00:08:06,019 That's what I call Oscar-award-winning movies, 209 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:08,221 c-clients. 210 00:08:08,255 --> 00:08:09,923 It's a code. 211 00:08:09,957 --> 00:08:11,759 Cool. (chuckles) 212 00:08:11,792 --> 00:08:13,093 (clears throat) 213 00:08:13,126 --> 00:08:16,897 Uh, hey. Just wanted to say cheers, Josh. 214 00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:19,833 My mom is so excited about the wedding. 215 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,101 Mm-hmm. Bought a great dress. 216 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,771 Mmm. Burgundy A-line. 217 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:25,639 Very tasteful. 218 00:08:25,673 --> 00:08:26,940 She's a winter. 219 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:28,175 Little snowflake. 220 00:08:32,613 --> 00:08:34,214 Cool tones complement her skin. 221 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,850 Uh, yeah, sure. Sure, okay. 222 00:08:36,884 --> 00:08:38,586 Sure. Okay. You guys are weird. 223 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,988 Okay. We're weird. 224 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:42,289 Hey. So what was that, uh, 225 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,124 comment under your breath just a minute ago? 226 00:08:44,157 --> 00:08:46,760 Oh. Dude. 227 00:08:46,794 --> 00:08:49,196 I love Josh, but those are the last two people 228 00:08:49,229 --> 00:08:50,831 who should be getting married 229 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,600 to anyone, possibly ever. 230 00:08:53,801 --> 00:08:55,135 I don't know, just not big 231 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:56,904 into marriage in general, you know that. 232 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,639 No. I don't know that. 233 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,240 That's not a thing that I know. 234 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:03,744 What? Oh, yeah, no. It's just not my thing. 235 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:04,878 Most people end up getting divorced. 236 00:09:04,912 --> 00:09:06,179 I mean, you got divorced. 237 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,848 I don't know. Having kids I get, 238 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:11,218 but getting married just makes no sense to me. 239 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:23,931 So God is okay with you wearing that shirt? 240 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,733 Oh, yeah, dude. God gave me this shirt 241 00:09:25,766 --> 00:09:27,735 when I joined the seminary. 242 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:29,069 That's dope. 243 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:30,904 Being a priest is dope. 244 00:09:30,938 --> 00:09:32,372 You know, 245 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,907 I've always thought it was so cool 246 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:36,176 how you made the ultimate commitment 247 00:09:36,209 --> 00:09:37,745 and married Jesus. 248 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:41,381 Hey. Did you worry before you did that? 249 00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:45,953 Um, did Jesus ever give you any reason to, like, have doubts? 250 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:48,255 No. 251 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:51,058 Man, that day I joined the seminary in San Luis Obispo, 252 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:55,696 when Father Rodrigo welcomed me with open arms, 253 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:59,800 I just, I felt at peace with my decision, man. 254 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,034 I never questioned it. 255 00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:02,936 God, that's great. Yeah. 256 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,838 That must have felt amazing. It did. 257 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,239 It really did, man. 258 00:10:06,273 --> 00:10:09,943 It really balances out the fact that I don't bone. 259 00:10:09,977 --> 00:10:11,979 (laughs) 260 00:10:13,814 --> 00:10:15,048 Do you know a Robert? 261 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:17,785 Like, anybody named Robert? 262 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,987 I personally don't know any Roberts. 263 00:10:20,020 --> 00:10:22,756 Why? 264 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,792 Nothing. Just nevermind. 265 00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:28,628 * 266 00:10:30,430 --> 00:10:32,833 Okay. Rehearsal dinner. 267 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:35,869 Everyone's rehearsing for my life. 268 00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:38,205 My dad will be here soon. 269 00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,873 Oh. You look halfway decent, good. 270 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:42,309 Hey, B-T-dubs, I need you to send me a song 271 00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:43,410 for the father-daughter dance. 272 00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:45,245 Uh, I'm sorry. Stop. 273 00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:48,749 Uh, father-daughter... dance? 274 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:49,883 I get to dance with my dad? 275 00:10:49,917 --> 00:10:51,051 Like, in front of everyone? 276 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:52,886 It's what people do. 277 00:10:52,920 --> 00:10:55,288 Uh, okay. Getting married just gets better and better, 278 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:57,290 'cause now I get to dance with my Daddy? 279 00:10:57,324 --> 00:10:58,992 "Daddy"? Yuck. 280 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,028 You mean the Westchester Sperm Machine? 281 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,863 You know, every time you call him Daddy, 282 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:03,897 I get this... (coughs) 283 00:11:03,931 --> 00:11:07,167 barfy ball of phlegm in the back of my throat. 284 00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,401 Okay. Just... Can you please? 285 00:11:08,435 --> 00:11:09,402 It's my rehearsal dinner. 286 00:11:09,436 --> 00:11:12,906 Right. Planned by your fiancé's ex-girlfriend. 287 00:11:12,940 --> 00:11:14,074 Brilliant. 288 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:16,076 VALENCIA: I am so good at my job. 289 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,079 Head coordinator for assistant coordinator. 290 00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:21,048 Um, I'm right next to you. 291 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:24,184 Tell the caterer these need to be hand-buffed. 292 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:26,486 This is a special day, not a freaking hootenanny. 293 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,789 * I'm dreaming of... 294 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:30,090 What? (doorbell rings) 295 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:31,792 Oh! Oh! Is that him? Is that him? 296 00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:32,960 VALENCIA (whispers): Smile... 297 00:11:35,162 --> 00:11:37,197 Welcome, everyone! 298 00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:39,466 Help yourself to a refreshing cocktail. 299 00:11:39,499 --> 00:11:42,069 The staff is circulating with ceviche. 300 00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:45,873 I'm the wedding planner. It's a long story, don't ask. 301 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:48,075 Cringeworthy. 302 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,777 Hundred percent. 303 00:11:49,810 --> 00:11:50,978 (sighs) 304 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,946 Yeah. How's it going? 305 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,482 Hi! It's great. You know, it's funny, just 'cause, uh, 306 00:11:55,515 --> 00:11:58,418 Waze said that my dad's drive should only take six minutes. 307 00:11:58,451 --> 00:12:00,287 Yeah. Hey, cookie, I just, um... 308 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,355 I mean, I know you're really excited that your dad's here, 309 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:03,957 uh, but I just want to make sure 310 00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,293 that you don't, like, expect him to, all of a sudden, 311 00:12:06,326 --> 00:12:08,061 be, like, a totally different person. 312 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,963 Because I had this bookmark once, and it said 313 00:12:09,997 --> 00:12:13,166 the best predictor of the future is the past... 314 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:15,002 Hey. Thank you so much for telling me that, 315 00:12:15,035 --> 00:12:17,237 'cause I always... I-I value your opinion, 316 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:18,839 and I cherish our friendship 317 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,240 more than anything, but, um... 318 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:22,242 you're so wrong. Like, you're just... 319 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,343 you're, you're wrong, so.... 320 00:12:23,376 --> 00:12:24,978 (door closes) (gasps) Oh! Daddy! 321 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,513 Daddy! Daddy! 322 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:28,782 (giggling) Oh. Ow. 323 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:29,850 (laughing): Hi! 324 00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:30,984 Oh. Hey... Hi! 325 00:12:31,018 --> 00:12:32,252 Hey, Sweetie... Welcome! 326 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:34,487 Thank you. (laughing): Hi. 327 00:12:34,521 --> 00:12:37,057 Thank you... Oh! I'm just so glad you're here. 328 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:38,258 Thank you. 329 00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,960 Yeah. Yeah. 330 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,094 (laughs) 331 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,330 (coughs) 332 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:44,464 Phlegm ball. 333 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:45,833 (retches) 334 00:12:48,168 --> 00:12:49,336 Sorry. 335 00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:57,210 Ah... Oh! (laughs) 336 00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:59,412 She's playing it so cool with him. 337 00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,148 (laughing): Oh! Mm! Hey. Hi. 338 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:04,217 Yeah... 339 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:06,486 (laughter continues) 340 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:08,455 H-Hey... 341 00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:10,157 Mm! 342 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,391 (giggles) Oh... 343 00:13:11,424 --> 00:13:12,525 (Josh clears his throat) Oh! 344 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:13,593 Uh... Oh! 345 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,828 Oh! Josh, Dad. 346 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:16,229 Dad, Josh. Uh... 347 00:13:16,263 --> 00:13:17,965 Can I get a picture of this moment? 348 00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:20,500 Of, just, the two most important men in my life, meeting? 349 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,169 Just get together. Get together. 350 00:13:22,202 --> 00:13:24,304 Get together... And, one, two three. 351 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,839 Yay! 352 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:27,240 Look at you guys. 353 00:13:27,274 --> 00:13:30,177 By my side, just, forever and ever. 354 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,512 JOSH (chuckles): It's nice to finally meet you, sir. 355 00:13:32,545 --> 00:13:34,915 Just... heard a lot about you. 356 00:13:34,948 --> 00:13:36,383 Well, it's all lies. (they chuckle) 357 00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:37,918 Wow. That's a... 358 00:13:37,951 --> 00:13:39,987 very firm handshake. 359 00:13:40,020 --> 00:13:41,154 It says a lot about a man. 360 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,990 JOSH: You know, I'd love to... 361 00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:44,524 catch up with you later, like, have a drink. 362 00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,493 You know, you say some stuff, I say some stuff. 363 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:49,129 I ask you questions, you answer them. 364 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:50,597 You mean a conversation? 365 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:52,132 Yeah! Yeah. (laughs) JOSH: Exactly! 366 00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,201 (laughing): Yeah. 367 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,069 Yeah. Well, Silas, 368 00:13:56,103 --> 00:13:57,404 there you are. 369 00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,172 And where's your beautiful wife, 370 00:13:59,206 --> 00:14:00,273 and your ugly son? 371 00:14:00,307 --> 00:14:01,141 (grunts) 372 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,376 (laughing): Sorry. 373 00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,178 I forgot. 374 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:07,080 You're bitterly divorced again. 375 00:14:07,114 --> 00:14:08,448 NAOMI: Oh... Dad. 376 00:14:08,481 --> 00:14:09,649 Um... hey. 377 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:10,951 I have amazing news. 378 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,020 Um, okay. Three words. 379 00:14:13,053 --> 00:14:16,089 Father-daughter dance. 380 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:18,191 I-I've been thinking about it, and I was thinking we could get 381 00:14:18,225 --> 00:14:20,060 a choreographer, and I have some songs in mind. I... Maybe, 382 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,129 an acoustic guitar version of "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star." 383 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:24,331 Or maybe "Kiss Me," by Sixpence None the Richer. Excuse me. Excuse me! 384 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:27,134 But, like, in a father-dau... What about my mother- daughter dance? 385 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:30,170 You know how fast I pick up choreo. 386 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:31,238 Anyway, Dad. 387 00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:32,305 What do you think? 388 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:33,440 It sounds like fun, right? 389 00:14:35,508 --> 00:14:37,544 I would love to, Rebecca. 390 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,179 Thank you for asking. 391 00:14:39,212 --> 00:14:40,213 Great. 392 00:14:40,247 --> 00:14:41,314 Paula! 393 00:14:41,348 --> 00:14:42,382 Yeah? He said yes! 394 00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:44,351 (gasps) Yay! Yay! 395 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,586 That's good for you! Yeah. 396 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:47,687 What's he doing here? 397 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,056 What're you doing here? What? 398 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,691 Hey, Rebecca. You're looking lovely-ish. 399 00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,393 Your father invited me. 400 00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:56,029 I did give him a private plane ride, remember? 401 00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,065 I do, and thank you for that. 402 00:14:58,098 --> 00:14:59,666 I'm so glad I did that nice thing for you. 403 00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,501 So selfless of me. 404 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,036 It feels so good. 405 00:15:03,070 --> 00:15:04,471 And it makes me like myself 406 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:06,073 even better, because of it. 407 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,374 You know, I mean, anybody could 408 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,608 buy a guy a plane ticket, 409 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:10,043 but to send a whole plane? 410 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,279 Hero is not too strong a word, I don't think. 411 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:14,081 Oh. Oh. Josh and my dad are talking. 412 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,715 Ooh. I wonder if they're talking about me? 413 00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:16,716 Hero-- oh! 414 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,586 I like saying that word. I don't know what it is, 415 00:15:19,619 --> 00:15:21,955 but I wear it well, and it fits me like a cape. 416 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:23,590 Okay. I'm really glad that you're somehow becoming nicer, 417 00:15:23,623 --> 00:15:25,525 but it's also kind of boring, and shh! 418 00:15:25,558 --> 00:15:28,095 Stop. I... Please, stop talking. 419 00:15:28,128 --> 00:15:29,162 So, you work in electronics. Yeah. 420 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:31,965 Assistant store room manager. Yeah, so... uh... 421 00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:35,102 Um, you know, Rebecca and I were talking about Robert 422 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:36,603 the other day... Who? 423 00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:40,607 Robert. You know, from her... past? 424 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,076 Well, I can't say I remember him. 425 00:15:44,411 --> 00:15:45,645 Oh, wait. 426 00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:47,080 I do know that name. 427 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,248 I think he had something to do 428 00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:50,283 with that whole Harvard law school thing. 429 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:53,053 Harvard Law? N-No. She went to Yale Law. 430 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:54,387 Yeah. She talks about it a lot. 431 00:15:54,421 --> 00:15:56,256 Like, a lot. (chuckles) 432 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,125 She was supposed to have gone to Harvard Law. 433 00:15:58,158 --> 00:16:01,394 She got in, then something happened and she went to Yale. 434 00:16:01,428 --> 00:16:04,697 Anyway, that ceviche is not going to swim its way out here. 435 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:05,999 Let's go. Oh, oh... 436 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,368 W-Wait, uh... how does Robert work 437 00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:11,271 into the whole Harvard/Yale thing? 438 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,639 I have no idea. 439 00:16:12,672 --> 00:16:14,107 The only reason I know that name 440 00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:16,609 is because I'm not supposed to know that name. 441 00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,712 Rebecca and her mother kept a lot of stuff from me. 442 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:21,281 Now, I'm hungry, son. 443 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,649 Want to join me? 444 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,151 Oh. No, thanks. 445 00:16:24,184 --> 00:16:25,252 Go right on ahead. 446 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,054 Cheers. Cheers. 447 00:16:34,361 --> 00:16:35,562 Come on, let's go, kids. Yeah! 448 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,564 Here we go. Good hustle. Lift those knees. 449 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:39,132 See those free throws! 450 00:16:39,166 --> 00:16:40,567 You got it. You got it. 451 00:16:43,070 --> 00:16:44,237 Hey, man. What's up with you? 452 00:16:44,271 --> 00:16:45,772 You don't seem like your normal self. 453 00:16:45,805 --> 00:16:48,141 Eh. I'm okay. 454 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,477 I'm just thinking about my wedding. 455 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,679 Sorry again, I didn't invite you. 456 00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:55,115 Dude, I've known you for two weeks. 457 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:57,384 Okay, fine, I'll tell you what's going on. 458 00:16:57,417 --> 00:16:59,752 What seems to have happened is... 459 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:03,456 my fiancée has become a bit of an... 460 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,058 enigma. 461 00:17:05,092 --> 00:17:06,393 That means mystery. 462 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,527 Thank you for that. 463 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:11,098 (laughs) Sorry. I don't know what people know what words. 464 00:17:11,131 --> 00:17:13,733 But, you know, i-it's normal to feel like this 465 00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:15,735 right before you get married, isn't it? 466 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:17,204 Isn't it normal? 467 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,172 What do you mean, "This is not normal?" 468 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:21,474 Don't all brides show up to their wedding dance rehearsal 469 00:17:21,508 --> 00:17:23,076 dressed like this? 470 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,677 Well, no... 471 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,679 but I love it. 472 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,816 You two are such a handsome couple. Oh! 473 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,084 Oh, my God. He thinks we're a couple. 474 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:32,352 That's so funny. We're not a couple. 475 00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:34,087 But he thinks we're a couple. We're not a couple. 476 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:35,222 But that's so funny. He thinks we're a couple! 477 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,556 We're not a couple. 478 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,425 But he thinks we're a couple. No, no, no. I'm-I'm, 479 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:39,426 I'm the dad. 480 00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,361 I'm sorry about that. 481 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:42,562 No. It's all right. It's fine. 482 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:45,232 Okay. Let's start moving together. Huh? 483 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,667 Okay. There you go. 484 00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:50,370 Now, use the history of your relationship 485 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,838 to inform the movement. 486 00:17:51,871 --> 00:17:54,541 Tell me. What are some of the favorite times 487 00:17:54,574 --> 00:17:56,609 you've had together recently? 488 00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:59,212 Recent... Um... 489 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:02,249 Well, we actually haven't really seen each other 490 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,783 in four years, right. Yeah. 491 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:06,286 When he came to New York to see The Lion King. 492 00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,587 Well, that's a great memory. 493 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:09,189 I didn't go to The Lion King. 494 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,124 He actually went with his new wife and son. 495 00:18:11,158 --> 00:18:14,194 I wasn't really, I wasn't technically invited. 496 00:18:14,227 --> 00:18:16,396 But-but it's okay, because people on stilts frighten me. 497 00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,598 I'm so sorry about that. 498 00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:20,833 Tucker was going through a really tough time. 499 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,802 It's totally fine. And then we got coffee afterwards. 500 00:18:22,835 --> 00:18:24,804 It was such a great 20 minutes. 501 00:18:24,837 --> 00:18:27,540 See? Dance heals. 502 00:18:27,574 --> 00:18:31,211 Okay. I'm gonna go pick out a song for you. 503 00:18:31,244 --> 00:18:32,645 All right. 504 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,414 (sighs) 505 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,715 Well. This is nice. 506 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:38,151 I always hoped, someday, we could reconnect. 507 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:40,453 You and I, adult to adult. 508 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,190 Really? I've wanted that, too. 509 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,724 Actually, 510 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:48,428 there's something I've wanted to tell you since I got here. 511 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,299 But it's not easy to say. 512 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:55,202 You can say anything you want to me, Dad. 513 00:18:55,568 --> 00:18:57,537 I need to borrow some cash. 514 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:00,807 Sorry, what? 515 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:08,648 * 516 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:12,352 AKOPIAN: He asked you for money for his son's braces? 517 00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:13,820 I am so sorry. 518 00:19:13,853 --> 00:19:16,389 That is not okay. 519 00:19:16,423 --> 00:19:20,560 Your father is a terribly negligent parent. 520 00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,462 He disappears from your life, 521 00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:23,696 you only hear from him sporadically 522 00:19:23,730 --> 00:19:25,798 and now he wants money from you? 523 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,368 I'm very glad you called me. 524 00:19:28,401 --> 00:19:29,902 Look, Rebecca. 525 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,739 Maybe some good can come from this. 526 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:35,642 Maybe now you can see that your father's behavior in the past 527 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,610 has set a pattern for you, 528 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:40,480 seeking the love of men who don't fully love you back, 529 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,881 men you have to pursue, 530 00:19:41,914 --> 00:19:45,252 men who are taken or emotionally unavailable, 531 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:46,619 like your father, 532 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,755 like Josh, like Greg, 533 00:19:48,788 --> 00:19:50,590 like other men, I'm sure. 534 00:19:51,924 --> 00:19:54,327 (exhales) Oh, Robert. 535 00:19:56,829 --> 00:19:58,398 Rebecca. Hmm? 536 00:19:58,431 --> 00:19:59,666 Uh... 537 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,835 You know how much I care about you. 538 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:04,971 Mm-hmm. But... 539 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:08,275 I'm sorry, we can't see each other anymore. 540 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,543 What? What are you talking about? 541 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:11,811 I'm sorry. 542 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,546 You said that we-- we were gonna get married, 543 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,348 and that you were gonna leave your wife, 544 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,617 and that's why I went to the registrar's office today 545 00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:18,851 and I dropped out of your class. 546 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,521 There's no conflict anymore, and then I went to a drugstore 547 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,623 and I, and I got this cheap veil. 548 00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,857 I tried, but I can't. 549 00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,959 I-I just can't. 550 00:20:26,993 --> 00:20:29,296 What? Robert... 551 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:29,929 No! 552 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,799 What just happened? 553 00:20:32,832 --> 00:20:33,800 What? 554 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:34,967 Who is Robert? 555 00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:37,870 You just yelled, "Robert, no." 556 00:20:37,904 --> 00:20:40,540 What? No. I didn't. 557 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:41,741 Uh, yeah, you did. 558 00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,443 And you're not aware. 559 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:46,579 That's called a dissociative episode. 560 00:20:46,613 --> 00:20:47,780 Oh, my God! Do you hear yourself? 561 00:20:47,814 --> 00:20:49,649 "That's called a dissociative episode." 562 00:20:49,682 --> 00:20:50,750 And that's called copying me. 563 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:51,884 "And that's called copying me." 564 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,753 (sniffles, exhales) Wait. 565 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,788 What if my dad leaves before the wedding? 566 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,590 I mean, he was kind of upset when I didn't agree 567 00:20:57,624 --> 00:20:59,759 to the loan right away. He can't leave. 568 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,394 He can't leave. I have to make him stay. 569 00:21:01,428 --> 00:21:02,895 I-I have to find some way to make him stay. 570 00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:05,398 No! No, Rebecca! You can't make him do anything! 571 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:08,635 Rebecca, wait! Please! 572 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,670 Well, that was a good eight minutes. 573 00:21:10,703 --> 00:21:12,339 We're really getting there. 574 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:13,906 * 575 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:22,315 (humming) 576 00:21:22,349 --> 00:21:23,483 (muffled yell) 577 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:26,486 (laughing): Oh God, you startled me. 578 00:21:26,519 --> 00:21:28,020 Popping up out of nowhere. 579 00:21:28,054 --> 00:21:29,356 (chuckles) 580 00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,990 Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. 581 00:21:32,359 --> 00:21:34,627 Hey, Naomi, who's Robert? 582 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:36,629 What did you just say? 583 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:38,465 Rebecca mentioned a Robert... 584 00:21:38,498 --> 00:21:39,899 Robert. 585 00:21:39,932 --> 00:21:41,901 He was our dog. (sniffs) 586 00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,903 I named him after Redford. 587 00:21:43,936 --> 00:21:46,373 Rebecca loved him. 588 00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,908 And then he got those lumps that dogs sometimes get, 589 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:50,910 and (clacks tongue) curtains. 590 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:51,911 Oh. I would not 591 00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:53,780 mention him to Rebecca. 592 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:55,648 Makes her upset. 593 00:21:55,682 --> 00:21:56,783 Okay. 594 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,886 But what does that have to do with Harvard Law School? 595 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,788 What has gotten into you today? 596 00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,055 I just-- Josh, 597 00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:05,124 Rebecca does not need this right now. 598 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:07,594 She's madly in love with you. 599 00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:10,062 And the one thing that she does not need 600 00:22:10,096 --> 00:22:12,965 is an indecisive kid with the jitters. 601 00:22:12,999 --> 00:22:14,467 So forget it. 602 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:19,138 Apology accepted. 603 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,640 (knocking) 604 00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:21,874 I'm sorry. 605 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:23,142 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 606 00:22:23,175 --> 00:22:24,276 I'm barging in, I'm sorry. 607 00:22:24,310 --> 00:22:27,079 Um, I just got back from the drugstore, and I have to... 608 00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:29,816 tell you something. So, here are... 609 00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:33,553 14 Father's Day cards, from all of the ones that I missed. 610 00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:36,055 Chocolates, shaving kit, 611 00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:37,624 a 612 00:22:37,657 --> 00:22:39,091 Huh? Um... 613 00:22:39,125 --> 00:22:42,094 I'm sorry that I am the way I am. 614 00:22:42,128 --> 00:22:44,564 Okay? I'm sorry that I was a needy kid, 615 00:22:44,597 --> 00:22:46,933 who pressured you and drove you away. 616 00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:49,068 I'm sorry. I'm sorry for all of it. So, 617 00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:52,472 here is a check for Tucker. Take it. 618 00:22:52,505 --> 00:22:54,641 I'm sorry I even hesitated. It doesn't matter. 619 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,175 It shouldn't matter. All that matters is 620 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:58,745 that I want you in my life, so please don't go. 621 00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,547 If you were thinking about going, please don't go. 622 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:03,850 Wow, that sounded so needy. Dad... 623 00:23:03,883 --> 00:23:05,852 please stay 624 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,855 and maybe... 625 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:11,424 walk me down the aisle? 626 00:23:11,458 --> 00:23:13,960 Honey, of course, I'll stay. 627 00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:16,463 And of course I'll walk you down the aisle. 628 00:23:16,496 --> 00:23:18,698 And-and thank you for all these gifts. 629 00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:21,468 They-they really mean a lot. 630 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:25,938 Now, can we just forget about anything bad between us, ever, 631 00:23:25,972 --> 00:23:29,108 and... start over? 632 00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:31,578 Okay? Yeah. 633 00:23:31,611 --> 00:23:35,548 Let's just forget about the past, okay? 634 00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:38,451 MAN: Rebecca Bunch's past, please? 635 00:23:46,626 --> 00:23:48,060 This Rebecca Bunch, 636 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:49,896 a friend of yours? No. 637 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:51,864 I'm in love with her, and I just needed some dirt 638 00:23:51,898 --> 00:23:53,533 so that I can break up her wedding. 639 00:23:53,566 --> 00:23:54,867 And that's why I'm bribing you. 640 00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:58,505 And now I need to get back on a plane and go back to California 641 00:23:58,538 --> 00:24:01,173 so I can stop her boyfriend from marrying her. 642 00:24:01,207 --> 00:24:03,843 You got a devious smile, do you know that? 643 00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:05,945 I get that a lot. 644 00:24:05,978 --> 00:24:07,980 Thank you. 645 00:24:17,557 --> 00:24:20,226 Okay, honey! So, we'll see you at the wedding! 646 00:24:20,259 --> 00:24:22,495 Valencia, are you sure I can't just give Josh 647 00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:24,030 one more smooch before we go? 648 00:24:24,063 --> 00:24:26,766 No. I'm not happy about you two even hearing each other today. 649 00:24:26,799 --> 00:24:28,000 It's bad luck. 650 00:24:28,034 --> 00:24:29,268 Oh, there's no such thing as bad luck today. 651 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:30,269 Okay, chop, chop. 652 00:24:30,302 --> 00:24:32,271 Come on. Josh, 653 00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:34,641 I installed that traffic app on your phone! 654 00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:35,908 If you're even one minute late, 655 00:24:35,942 --> 00:24:38,545 I will murder your entire family! 656 00:24:38,578 --> 00:24:41,213 She's kidding! I think. I don't know. 657 00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:42,882 Okay, honey! 658 00:24:42,915 --> 00:24:45,151 I love you! I'll see you there! 659 00:24:45,184 --> 00:24:47,286 Oh, I'm so happy. Josh is so happy. 660 00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,822 Today is such a happy day! 661 00:24:49,856 --> 00:24:51,824 (giggles) 662 00:24:51,858 --> 00:24:54,260 (muffled laugh) 663 00:25:07,039 --> 00:25:09,576 (soft whirring) 664 00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:10,843 (door opens) 665 00:25:10,877 --> 00:25:12,945 Hey. You ready to go? We should get rolling. 666 00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:14,814 You know how it is getting to the beach. 667 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,749 Two hours, four hours in traffic, six hours 668 00:25:16,783 --> 00:25:19,819 in the rain. What's happening with your torso, man? 669 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,921 That is some seriously mopey massaging. 670 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:23,656 I just have a lot on my mind. 671 00:25:23,690 --> 00:25:26,192 (beep) I'm fine. I'm fine. 672 00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:29,061 I'm fine. I'm fine. 673 00:25:29,095 --> 00:25:30,663 I'm fine. 674 00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:33,332 Okay, I-I can't actually talk to you while your... 675 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,101 chest is twerking, so would you mind 676 00:25:35,134 --> 00:25:37,103 stopping that? 677 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:39,105 (beep) 678 00:25:39,138 --> 00:25:40,640 Thanks. 679 00:25:40,673 --> 00:25:42,341 What's up, Josh? 680 00:25:42,374 --> 00:25:44,076 I have questions about Rebecca, 681 00:25:44,110 --> 00:25:45,945 and I don't know if they're real questions 682 00:25:45,978 --> 00:25:48,280 or I have the jitters. Okay. 683 00:25:48,314 --> 00:25:49,816 Well, maybe you should talk to Rebecca. 684 00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:51,651 No. She'd be upset. She's so happy. 685 00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:53,920 Yeah, but, Josh, if you have problems, 686 00:25:53,953 --> 00:25:56,088 she's the one you're gonna want to face them with, right? 687 00:25:56,122 --> 00:25:57,824 She's the one you chose. 688 00:25:57,857 --> 00:25:59,626 But I don't want to hurt her. You know, 689 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:02,328 I'm proud of you, Josh. I mean, usually, when you get upset, 690 00:26:02,361 --> 00:26:04,096 you run to the nearest pretty girl, 691 00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:06,165 like Ben Affleck runs to the nearest role 692 00:26:06,198 --> 00:26:07,934 with a Boston accent. 693 00:26:07,967 --> 00:26:09,101 I do? 694 00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:10,369 He does? 695 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:11,370 Yeah, you do. 696 00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:13,072 And he does. 697 00:26:13,105 --> 00:26:14,373 It's a thing. We're gonna talk about it later. 698 00:26:14,406 --> 00:26:17,076 The point is your thing is you find a pretty girl 699 00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:19,078 and you-you imagine that being with her 700 00:26:19,111 --> 00:26:20,847 is gonna solve all your problems. 701 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,282 But, right now, you're not doing that, man. 702 00:26:23,315 --> 00:26:26,719 You're sitting here, you're thinking it through. 703 00:26:26,753 --> 00:26:28,755 So find Rebecca. 704 00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:30,623 Ask her your questions. 705 00:26:30,657 --> 00:26:32,892 Okay. 706 00:26:32,925 --> 00:26:34,126 Thank you. 707 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,161 You're right. 708 00:26:35,194 --> 00:26:37,163 Very wise. 709 00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:39,331 I will do that. 710 00:26:39,365 --> 00:26:41,133 (exhales) 711 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:43,135 (gulls calling) 712 00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:45,171 * 713 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,347 * Well, Rebecca 714 00:26:55,381 --> 00:26:59,218 * You've done it now 715 00:26:59,251 --> 00:27:05,024 * You've gotten everything you ever wanted * 716 00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:08,127 * So take a moment and take a breath * 717 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:11,330 * After today, you'll start fresh * 718 00:27:11,363 --> 00:27:15,768 * And finally I'll be 719 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:19,338 * The hero of my own story 720 00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:22,441 * The princess in the tale 721 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,877 * In an unexpected twist 722 00:27:24,911 --> 00:27:27,747 * It turns out magic exists 723 00:27:27,780 --> 00:27:33,185 * I feel it in my dress and in my veil * 724 00:27:33,219 --> 00:27:35,187 * Daddy's little girl 725 00:27:35,221 --> 00:27:37,289 * Princess of his world 726 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:40,760 * That was never something I knew before * 727 00:27:40,793 --> 00:27:42,294 * But now that I'm a bride 728 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:45,297 * He'll look at me with pride 729 00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:48,034 * 'Cause my daddy will love me 730 00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:50,236 * And then, in a wonderful way 731 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:53,973 * Everything in the past will just fall away * 732 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:55,975 * My daddy will love me 733 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:57,844 * And my mommy will love me 734 00:27:57,877 --> 00:28:02,248 * And Josh will love me and then * 735 00:28:02,281 --> 00:28:05,718 * I'll never have problems 736 00:28:05,752 --> 00:28:09,088 * Again. 737 00:28:09,121 --> 00:28:11,123 (gulls calling) 738 00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:21,033 (scoffs) It's fine. It's all fine. 739 00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:23,302 I will talk to Rebecca. It will all be fine. 740 00:28:23,335 --> 00:28:26,238 I'm sure Robert and all that stuff is nothing. 741 00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:29,241 You're driving yourself crazy for no reason. 742 00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:30,509 (scoffs) 743 00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,511 Yeah. 744 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,747 (exhales) 745 00:28:39,485 --> 00:28:40,452 Hello, Joshua. 746 00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:41,988 It's me, Trent. 747 00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:43,856 Yeah, I know who you are. 748 00:28:43,890 --> 00:28:46,492 I just wanted to drop off a little wedding present for you. 749 00:28:46,525 --> 00:28:49,261 It took me a while to find a big enough "top secret" stamp 750 00:28:49,295 --> 00:28:51,263 at the craft store. 751 00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:52,999 Here you go. 752 00:28:53,032 --> 00:28:55,968 Does this have anything to do with... 753 00:28:56,002 --> 00:28:58,170 (clears throat) Robert 754 00:28:58,204 --> 00:29:00,940 and Harvard Law School and Yale Law School? 755 00:29:00,973 --> 00:29:02,274 Maybe? 756 00:29:03,309 --> 00:29:05,744 Totally. 757 00:29:13,485 --> 00:29:15,021 What do I do? I-I know 758 00:29:15,054 --> 00:29:17,023 there's something bad in here. I just know it. 759 00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:19,158 Hey, hey, hey, calm down. 760 00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:23,295 That envelope was given to you by her crazy ex-boyfriend. 761 00:29:23,329 --> 00:29:26,032 Stop freaking out. Just go to Rebecca, 762 00:29:26,065 --> 00:29:29,301 talk to her, and get married. 763 00:29:29,335 --> 00:29:31,370 Everything's gonna be okay, silly. 764 00:29:33,372 --> 00:29:35,074 You promise? 765 00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:37,810 Yes, I promise. 766 00:29:40,346 --> 00:29:42,448 God, you're so calming. 767 00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:44,183 (chuckles) 768 00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:46,886 I-I feel like if I could just stay here, in this gym, 769 00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:50,789 with you, all my problems would magically be fixed. 770 00:29:57,629 --> 00:29:59,198 Oh, my God. 771 00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:00,466 I'm doing it. 772 00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:01,868 I'm doing the thing Father Brah says I do. 773 00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:02,869 What thing? 774 00:30:02,902 --> 00:30:04,170 The-the thing that I do. 775 00:30:04,203 --> 00:30:07,373 Sara, I-I have to go. Can you stop being pretty for a second? 776 00:30:08,440 --> 00:30:09,475 Oh, my God. 777 00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:10,509 What am I gonna do? 778 00:30:15,982 --> 00:30:17,583 * 779 00:30:17,616 --> 00:30:20,486 (indistinct chatter) 780 00:30:25,257 --> 00:30:27,093 Ugh. (squeals) 781 00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:28,928 Remember that night, at Beans' party? 782 00:30:28,961 --> 00:30:30,262 Oh, my God. 783 00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:33,933 You swore you would help me find my way to Josh. 784 00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:36,635 You believed in it then even more than I did. 785 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:39,371 (chuckles) Oh, I used to think 786 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:42,274 you and Josh were written in the stars, and... 787 00:30:42,308 --> 00:30:44,343 all right, you know, then I realized that was... 788 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:48,080 more for me than you. I needed that fantasy then. 789 00:30:48,114 --> 00:30:49,348 But now... 790 00:30:49,381 --> 00:30:52,084 oh, I'm so proud of you. 791 00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:53,652 Thank you, Mama. (giggles) 792 00:30:53,685 --> 00:30:55,955 Aw. 793 00:30:55,988 --> 00:30:57,356 (sighs) 794 00:30:57,389 --> 00:30:59,091 NAOMI: Ugh. 795 00:30:59,125 --> 00:31:01,493 I thought you'd have someone here to do a blowout. 796 00:31:01,527 --> 00:31:03,462 I've got ocean hair. 797 00:31:03,495 --> 00:31:06,933 You really cheaped out, Rebecca. 798 00:31:08,134 --> 00:31:10,236 Well, at least she's consistent. Mm. 799 00:31:10,269 --> 00:31:12,171 Right? Mm-hmm. 800 00:31:12,204 --> 00:31:13,605 (indistinct chatter) 801 00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:17,944 I can't wait to see Madison be the flower girl. 802 00:31:17,977 --> 00:31:19,478 How cute is this? 803 00:31:19,511 --> 00:31:22,214 Don't ask me. I'm just a dumb cowboy who likes weddings. 804 00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:24,951 Okay, Darryl, first of all, 805 00:31:24,984 --> 00:31:26,385 you're not a cowboy. 806 00:31:26,418 --> 00:31:28,387 Also, I don't want to spend this entire wedding 807 00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:30,389 arguing about the concept of matrimony. 808 00:31:30,422 --> 00:31:32,358 Can we just not, please? 809 00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:34,093 (sighs) 810 00:31:34,126 --> 00:31:35,194 Okay. 811 00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,096 Okay. Good. 812 00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:38,965 Let's go join Madison in the mocktail line. 813 00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:39,999 (chuckles) 814 00:31:45,371 --> 00:31:47,706 Hey, Hector and Hector's mom. 815 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:51,377 I really enjoy the podcast you guys do, Dating for All Ages. 816 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,645 Really toes the line between creepy and sweet. 817 00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:54,746 Thank you, honey. 818 00:31:54,780 --> 00:31:57,349 I'm gonna make sure the DJ has our songs for later 819 00:31:57,383 --> 00:31:58,450 when we rip it up. 820 00:31:58,484 --> 00:31:59,986 (whoops) Hey. 821 00:32:00,019 --> 00:32:01,653 You should see her when they play "Brick House." 822 00:32:01,687 --> 00:32:03,255 She's a mighty, mighty. 823 00:32:03,289 --> 00:32:05,224 Huh? Huh? (chuckles) 824 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:07,593 Oh, would you excuse me for a second? 825 00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:09,161 What's up? 826 00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:10,429 Josh should be here any second. 827 00:32:10,462 --> 00:32:11,363 Could you meet him in the parking lot? 828 00:32:11,397 --> 00:32:14,433 Copy that. Also, I can see you and hear you. 829 00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:16,568 Just do what I tell you to do. 830 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:18,037 HEATHER: Okay. 831 00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:21,007 Um, sorry, I'll be right back. 832 00:32:21,040 --> 00:32:22,441 We should have her over for dinner. 833 00:32:22,474 --> 00:32:23,242 I think so. 834 00:32:23,275 --> 00:32:25,211 Okay, here's what you're gonna do. 835 00:32:25,244 --> 00:32:26,745 You're gonna run a fly route straight down the aisle. 836 00:32:26,778 --> 00:32:28,547 You're gonna keep your eyes on me. When I give you the signal, 837 00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:30,116 in curl, over your left shoulder. 838 00:32:30,149 --> 00:32:31,683 Show us that adorable face. 839 00:32:31,717 --> 00:32:34,186 I'm gonna walk in a straight line. Mm. 840 00:32:34,220 --> 00:32:36,055 I'm gonna throw flower petals everywhere. Mm. 841 00:32:36,088 --> 00:32:37,189 I'm gonna be cute. 842 00:32:37,223 --> 00:32:40,059 Okay, well... 843 00:32:40,092 --> 00:32:41,427 Yeah, that works. 844 00:32:41,460 --> 00:32:42,428 Just like that. 845 00:32:42,461 --> 00:32:44,463 Student becomes the master. 846 00:32:44,496 --> 00:32:46,732 You look adorable. Great. Oh, you know, do you? 847 00:32:46,765 --> 00:32:48,767 VALENCIA: Has the eagle landed? 848 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,137 Uh, beg pardon? 849 00:32:51,170 --> 00:32:53,639 Josh, the eagle? What's his 20? 850 00:32:53,672 --> 00:32:57,609 Okay, "Where is he?" has fewer syllables than, "What's his 20?" 851 00:32:57,643 --> 00:32:59,078 Just saying. 852 00:32:59,111 --> 00:33:00,779 Oh, Josh is here. 853 00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:04,350 I mean, the eagle has landed at something hundred hours, 854 00:33:04,383 --> 00:33:05,484 I don't know army time. 855 00:33:05,517 --> 00:33:06,718 He's pulling in right this second. 856 00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:08,620 Great. Get him to the groom's suite, ASAP. 857 00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:11,490 Eagle is approaching. 858 00:33:11,523 --> 00:33:13,159 Eagle doesn't look that great. 859 00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:15,427 Hey, Josh. 860 00:33:15,461 --> 00:33:17,629 Okay, Eagle's not responding. 861 00:33:17,663 --> 00:33:20,166 Eagle is not stopping. 862 00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:26,038 And Eagle is gone. 863 00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:29,275 Shouldn't we be starting by now? 864 00:33:29,308 --> 00:33:31,143 Yeah, I think so. 865 00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:32,278 Can you see what's going on? 866 00:33:32,311 --> 00:33:33,479 'Cause everyone's here, right? 867 00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,214 Yes, no, absolutely. 868 00:33:35,247 --> 00:33:37,549 On it. 869 00:33:40,186 --> 00:33:42,188 * 870 00:34:05,411 --> 00:34:06,712 What's going on? What's wrong? 871 00:34:06,745 --> 00:34:11,317 Uh, there's been a very, very slight delay. 872 00:34:11,350 --> 00:34:12,584 HEATHER: But don't worry. 873 00:34:12,618 --> 00:34:14,320 Father Brah is talking to Josh, 874 00:34:14,353 --> 00:34:18,157 so it should all be just fine. 875 00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:19,858 What? 876 00:34:19,891 --> 00:34:20,859 WHITE JOSH: Something's wrong. 877 00:34:20,892 --> 00:34:22,361 I have a bad feeling. 878 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,296 And I have a great feeling. 879 00:34:24,330 --> 00:34:25,464 What? What are you talking about? 880 00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:27,399 Oh, watching you and Madison together, 881 00:34:27,433 --> 00:34:28,700 I had a big breakthrough. 882 00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:30,536 You're right. We don't need to get married. 883 00:34:30,569 --> 00:34:32,871 Great. Glad to hear that. 884 00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,273 We should have a baby. 885 00:34:37,576 --> 00:34:39,611 What's that? 886 00:34:41,380 --> 00:34:44,283 Hey, gang. 887 00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:46,685 Is he dead? Tell me that he's dead. Get him on the phone. 888 00:34:46,718 --> 00:34:49,188 Yeah. I've called him five million times, but he won't answer. 889 00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:50,021 That's... okay. I will kill him. 890 00:34:50,055 --> 00:34:51,423 Just what's going on? Where is he? 891 00:34:51,457 --> 00:34:52,458 Just spit it out. 892 00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:54,626 Yeah, uh, uh, well... 893 00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:56,662 (Heather screaming) 894 00:34:58,930 --> 00:35:02,868 Sorry, I'm just so shocked about this whole thing. 895 00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:05,504 What do you mean Josh is not coming to the wedding?! 896 00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:06,905 Yeah, uh, hold on, let me just finish. 897 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:09,375 I, uh, I-I just got off the phone with Josh. 898 00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:12,244 The phone?! Where is he? Where is he? 899 00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:14,813 It's another girl, isn't it? Did he run off with someone else? 900 00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:16,548 That is so Josh. 901 00:35:16,582 --> 00:35:17,583 Oh, my God, it is. 902 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:19,918 It's-it's that pretty girl... it's the coach. 903 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:21,320 It's that other coach he was working with. 904 00:35:21,353 --> 00:35:23,189 That's-That's her, right? 905 00:35:23,222 --> 00:35:24,690 (whispering): I will kill him. 906 00:35:24,723 --> 00:35:26,425 I will take his husky limbs into my hands 907 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:27,726 and I will rip them apart! 908 00:35:27,759 --> 00:35:30,429 Okay, uh, Josh is with someone else. 909 00:35:30,462 --> 00:35:31,430 (gasps) Oh, my God. 910 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:34,300 But-but it's not what you think. 911 00:35:53,585 --> 00:35:55,587 * 912 00:36:07,866 --> 00:36:09,535 Father Rodrigo. 913 00:36:09,568 --> 00:36:12,271 I got the call and I'm here to answer it. 914 00:36:12,304 --> 00:36:14,440 I want the cool T-shirt. 915 00:36:14,473 --> 00:36:16,475 Tell God I'm usually a size large. 916 00:36:17,643 --> 00:36:20,379 I want to become... 917 00:36:20,412 --> 00:36:22,414 A priest?! 918 00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:28,720 Josh is leaving me... 919 00:36:28,754 --> 00:36:31,557 to become... 920 00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:33,359 a priest? 921 00:36:33,392 --> 00:36:35,494 Yeah, dude. 922 00:36:35,527 --> 00:36:37,329 Oh, okay. Okay. 923 00:36:37,363 --> 00:36:38,830 Just sit. Rebecca, grab me. 924 00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:39,998 Come over here. Grab my hands. 925 00:36:40,031 --> 00:36:41,433 I'm sure... All right, just breathe. 926 00:36:41,467 --> 00:36:43,902 You just need to breathe. In through the nose, out through the mouth. 927 00:36:43,935 --> 00:36:45,471 (fading): Don't forget... 928 00:36:45,504 --> 00:36:47,005 (fading): He's just freaking out. 929 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,874 Nobody wants... he doesn't want to be a priest. 930 00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:49,908 He likes women way too much. 931 00:36:49,941 --> 00:36:51,643 He could never give up sex and be a priest, it's... 932 00:36:51,677 --> 00:36:53,745 (shouts) 933 00:36:53,779 --> 00:36:55,781 Wa-wait! 934 00:37:00,686 --> 00:37:03,021 PAULA: Rebecca! Stop! 935 00:37:03,054 --> 00:37:05,557 Where are you go--? 936 00:37:08,827 --> 00:37:11,597 Stop! 937 00:37:11,630 --> 00:37:14,500 Oh, my gosh. 938 00:37:14,533 --> 00:37:18,337 I guess Josh isn't marrying this girl, either. 939 00:37:18,370 --> 00:37:20,672 100% not. 940 00:37:23,375 --> 00:37:24,376 Rebecca. 941 00:37:25,544 --> 00:37:28,447 Rebecca. Wait! 942 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,915 Cookie, stop! 943 00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:36,488 Stop. Okay. 944 00:37:36,522 --> 00:37:39,625 Okay. Look, I'm... I'm right here, honey. 945 00:37:39,658 --> 00:37:40,626 Just-Just turn around. 946 00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:43,429 Okay? Just step back. Okay? 947 00:37:46,732 --> 00:37:48,834 Why do they all leave? 948 00:37:51,102 --> 00:37:55,474 Every man I've ever loved, they leave. 949 00:37:55,507 --> 00:38:00,412 Josh, my father... 950 00:38:00,446 --> 00:38:03,615 and Greg... 951 00:38:03,649 --> 00:38:04,983 and Robert! 952 00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:08,954 Who the Dickens is Robert? 953 00:38:08,987 --> 00:38:10,522 Okay. 954 00:38:10,556 --> 00:38:12,591 Okay, you know what, let's just, let's sit down, 955 00:38:12,624 --> 00:38:13,992 and let's talk about it. 956 00:38:14,025 --> 00:38:16,328 No! No, just... don't-don't come close to me. 957 00:38:16,362 --> 00:38:17,496 Okay? Just nobody... 958 00:38:17,529 --> 00:38:21,099 just don't take one step closer. 959 00:38:21,132 --> 00:38:23,902 (breathing heavily) 960 00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:25,003 (echoing): Honey, are you okay? 961 00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:27,406 What's going on? Can you look-look at me? 962 00:38:27,439 --> 00:38:28,974 Come on, stay with me. Stay with me. 963 00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:30,108 (echoing): Stay with me. 964 00:38:30,141 --> 00:38:30,942 What's happening? Rebecca? 965 00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:32,844 REBECCA (echoing): They all leave. 966 00:38:32,878 --> 00:38:35,581 HEATHER: Who the Dickens is Robert? 967 00:38:35,614 --> 00:38:36,948 REBECCA: What? Robert? No. 968 00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:37,949 No. 969 00:38:37,983 --> 00:38:39,918 No, no, no, no, no. 970 00:38:39,951 --> 00:38:42,421 Robert, Robert, you... no, you can't leave me. 971 00:38:42,454 --> 00:38:44,456 You can't leave me. We're meant to be. I love you. 972 00:38:44,490 --> 00:38:45,624 I love you. 973 00:38:45,657 --> 00:38:47,058 It's over. 974 00:38:47,092 --> 00:38:48,627 Let yourself out. Robert. 975 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:49,828 Hey, no, Robert! 976 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:56,402 (panting) 977 00:39:00,706 --> 00:39:02,708 (grunts, sighs) 978 00:39:06,478 --> 00:39:09,715 MAN: Three counts of attempted arson. 979 00:39:09,748 --> 00:39:10,882 NAOMI: Your Honor, 980 00:39:10,916 --> 00:39:12,518 she's just a girl in love. 981 00:39:12,551 --> 00:39:14,486 She can't be held responsible for her actions. 982 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,788 I am granting Professor Donnelly's request 983 00:39:16,822 --> 00:39:18,624 for a restraining order. 984 00:39:18,657 --> 00:39:20,426 No. But I'm going to Harvard Law. 985 00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:22,628 Not anymore. Furthermore, 986 00:39:22,661 --> 00:39:23,895 I will strike the conviction from 987 00:39:23,929 --> 00:39:25,597 your record only if you agree 988 00:39:25,631 --> 00:39:27,766 to get appropriate mental health, Ms. Bunch. 989 00:39:27,799 --> 00:39:29,100 But I don't need help. 990 00:39:29,134 --> 00:39:31,637 I have no underlying issues to address. 991 00:39:31,670 --> 00:39:33,772 What's with this one? 992 00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:34,906 She sings 993 00:39:34,940 --> 00:39:36,742 to herself all day. 994 00:39:36,775 --> 00:39:38,510 No one knows why. 995 00:39:53,559 --> 00:39:56,662 (panting) 996 00:39:56,695 --> 00:39:57,796 Oh, no, no, no! 997 00:39:57,829 --> 00:39:58,497 Okay. 998 00:39:58,530 --> 00:39:59,931 Okay. Okay. (groans softly) 999 00:39:59,965 --> 00:40:02,200 Okay. Okay. 1000 00:40:02,233 --> 00:40:04,603 (panting) 1001 00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:07,739 It's my fault. 1002 00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:09,608 It's my fault they don't love me. 1003 00:40:09,641 --> 00:40:12,043 Oh, no, no, no, stop. Stop it. You hear me? 1004 00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:15,681 This is not your fault. You have done nothing wrong. 1005 00:40:15,714 --> 00:40:17,949 Josh is the one to blame. All these men-- 1006 00:40:17,983 --> 00:40:20,519 they are all the ones to blame, 1007 00:40:20,552 --> 00:40:23,088 including Robert, who-whoever that is, 1008 00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:26,792 and starting with your garbage father 1009 00:40:26,825 --> 00:40:28,560 who left you. 1010 00:40:32,598 --> 00:40:34,900 SILAS: Okay, that's it. 1011 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:36,101 I've had enough of this. 1012 00:40:36,134 --> 00:40:38,570 I don't need to stand around and be insulted. 1013 00:40:38,604 --> 00:40:41,172 I'm out of here. 1014 00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:42,874 Good. 1015 00:40:44,843 --> 00:40:46,845 Good. 1016 00:40:47,846 --> 00:40:49,848 You should go. 1017 00:40:49,881 --> 00:40:52,183 Go. 1018 00:40:52,217 --> 00:40:55,521 Just take your check and get out of here. 1019 00:40:56,888 --> 00:40:59,858 I never want to see you again. 1020 00:40:59,891 --> 00:41:02,861 Fine. 1021 00:41:02,894 --> 00:41:04,763 You're crazy. 1022 00:41:05,764 --> 00:41:07,766 Little bit. 1023 00:41:09,167 --> 00:41:11,537 Where's your plane? 1024 00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:13,572 (laughing): Oh, yeah, right. 1025 00:41:13,605 --> 00:41:16,141 Have fun flying coach, dick. 1026 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:25,817 Okay, listen, we are gonna make Josh pay, 1027 00:41:25,851 --> 00:41:27,953 I promise you. I will help you. 1028 00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:31,222 We'll TP his house, we'll hack his Facebook, we'll key his car. 1029 00:41:31,256 --> 00:41:33,892 No, no, no, we can't do any of those things. 1030 00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:35,160 Why not? 1031 00:41:36,194 --> 00:41:38,196 Because they're not enough. 1032 00:41:40,666 --> 00:41:43,268 Because Josh Chan must be destroyed. 1033 00:41:44,570 --> 00:41:46,538 What did you have in mind? 1034 00:41:46,572 --> 00:41:48,540 Captioning sponsored by CBS 1035 00:41:48,574 --> 00:41:50,576 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org